I Might Blow Up and Die and You Could Too

Today our hot water tank started to leak. I was in the kitchen and I heard a sound like someone turned on the basement laundry sink at full blast. Except nobody was down there, and as long as we’ve lived here I don’t think I have ever even used the laundry sink.

So I go downstairs, and sure enough, water everywhere coming from the water heater. Fantastic.